Monday, December 08, 2003

Something for the season...

Gentle reader,

Are you having toruble getting that special little something for that special little (or not so little) somone? Well take a look at Dave Barry's Christmas Gift Guide! Here you can find such thoughtful Christmas gifts like...

SOFT CLAWS COLORED NAIL CAPS FOR CATS... "These are little plastic deals that come in a variety of unnatural colors; you simply fill them with the supplied adhesive, slip them over your cat's claws, and there you are! Bleeding profusely!"

PRESIDENTIAL ACTION FIGURES ... "As Americans, we respect, honor and revere our presidents. But, for security reasons, we cannot take them home and play with them"


Anyone Can Build a Tub-Style Mechanical Chicken Plucker, by Herrick Kimball... "As the title suggests, this is a sweeping epic novel of love, lust and betrayal. No, seriously, it's about plucking chickens."

All available online. Send one of these gifts to that someone and you need never worry about them stalking you again.

take care,


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