and it awards points for artistic merit?

"Thankfully the cat is nice around the baby, which is a bit surprising as it's a stray which adopted up us. House trained already too, but in an odd way. You see we couldn't get him to go outside, or in the house. The poor thing kept holding it in, then we discovered that he'd be trained to go at the same time as us. He'd charge in after you in to the bathroom and watch you go, judging you and then following your lead."

Thankfully it's an overheard, but it's my first cat post... (hangs head in shame)

tags : overheard