Quotable quotes

Gentle reader,

The radio this morning has requests for people to text in "you know you're getting married when..." texts.

"You know you're getting married when the bride turns to the groom and says, 'this is my day, you'd better not mess it up'"

"You know you're getting married when you wake up with a boil on your nose for the first time since you were 15"

"You know you're getting married when you try to make a run for it from the bathroom window, and her brothers drag you back kicking and screaming".

take care,
Will