Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Quotable quotes

[today] with the civil partnerships bill, which is about as close as they can get to gay marriage without saying "you gay people can get married". Nobody knows quite why they won't do that. My personal theory is that, if they did bring in gay marriage, there would de facto be gay divorcees, and the upholders of "family values" would become irretrievably confused over whether these were destroying the very fabric of society. (Divorce: bad! Homosexual partnerships: unnatural! Divorcing homosexuals... emergency! Will not compute! Help, hair on fire!)
-- Zoe Williams


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